Funny husband

One night , after the couple had retired for the
night, the woman became aware that her husband was
touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by
running his hand across her shoulders and the small
of her back. He ran his hand over her ,
touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to
run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand
over her stomach, and then down the other side to a
point below her waist. He continued on, gently
feeling her hips, first one side and the the other.
His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs.
His gentle probing then started up the inside of her
left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh.

By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself.The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.

" Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.

He whispered back, " I found the remote control to watch TV !"