Lion and Monkey

In a poor zoo of India , a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more than 1 kg of meat a day.

The lion thought its prayers were answered.

Big Liar

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"

One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

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Breaking dishes

A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence.

The girl looked at her father and said, 'It was Mom'.

'How do you know?' asked her father.

 'She didn't say anything.'

Caution from husband to his wife

A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his prize possession…

even to the grocery store which was a few blocks from the house.

After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed,

"Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!"

Old man , Yuoung girl and Jeweler - Wisdom of Age

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

Santa Clause everywhere

Invasion of Ded Moroz
Before the New Year there are very few Santa Clauses can be found in unexpected places and companies.

I'm a Huge Metal Fan

I'm a Huge Metal Fan 

The Best Way to Save Money on Gas

The Best Way to Save Money on Gas !

Life and death statistics

A Beautiful lady with Blue eyes and straight hair on a commuter train was reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics. Fascinated, she turned to the man next to her and asked, "Did you know that every time I breathe somebody dies?" "Really,"
he said, 
"have you tried a good mouthwash?" 

Victim of wireless technology

Birds are confused these days !

It's a bit freaky this new wireless technology

People in the house of Horrors Reaction Scared

 

People in the house of Horrors

Let's look at the reaction of people who were in the house of horrors.

Generous Lady

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway
when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.


She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.


After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.


She repeats this gesture about five more times.


When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, "Why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?".


"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.


The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"


The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them." !!

Lessons in Logic

If your father is a poor man,

it is your fate but,

if your father-in-law is a poor man,

it's your stupidity.

FBI headquarters phone

The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?"

"Hello, is this FBI?"

"Yes. What do you want?"

"I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood."

"This will be noted."

Next day, the FBI comes over to Tom's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no marijuana, swear at Tom and leave.

The phone rings at Tom's house. "Hey, Tom! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yeah they did."

"Okay, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed."

Differences Between School, College and Company

Without clothes NOW !

Many times, people say that the women species talk too much...But there's no problem, because the male ear is SELECTIVE ;)


Example...

I'm drunk driver

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.

''I can't do that, officer.''

''Why not?''

Yes she is a Woman ... typical women

Yes she is a Woman
what's your's is
Mine !



And what's Mine is
Mine!

Worlds smallest resignation letter

Worlds smallest resignation letter






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Dear Sir,

I Love Your Wife.