Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 02, 2014

These Funny Animals

These Funny Animals

Wednesday, January 08, 2014

25 Animals Who Think They're People

1. Rabbits Who Think They Are Uptight Schoolteachers
Rabbits who think they are uptight schoolteachers can be found throughout the northern United States. They are distinguishable by their delicate purple sweater vests and their prim, disapproving facial expressions. If you find one, be sure to tuck in your shirt.

Wednesday, April 04, 2012

Big Liar





Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Breaking dishes



A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence.

The girl looked at her father and said, 'It was Mom'.
'How do you know?' asked her father.

 'She didn't say anything.'

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Crazy Car Designs


Many crazy car designs you will love it but don't try it at home heheh

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Santa Clause everywhere

Invasion of Ded Moroz
Before the New Year there are very few Santa Clauses can be found in unexpected places and companies.

Thursday, December 08, 2011

Funny Animals



Life and death statistics


A Beautiful lady with Blue eyes and straight hair on a commuter train was reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics. Fascinated, she turned to the man next to her and asked, "Did you know that every time I breathe somebody dies?" "Really,"
he said, 
"have you tried a good mouthwash?" 

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Victim of wireless technology

Birds are confused these days !

It's a bit freaky this new wireless technology

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

The Basic Funda of Facebook Updates


Behind every successful status update there is
Ctrl +c
&
Ctrl +v

Saturday, October 08, 2011

People in the house of Horrors Reaction Scared

 
People in the house of Horrors
Let's look at the reaction of people who were in the house of horrors.

Saturday, June 25, 2011

FBI headquarters phone


The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?"

"Hello, is this FBI?"

"Yes. What do you want?"

"I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood."

"This will be noted."

Next day, the FBI comes over to Tom's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no marijuana, swear at Tom and leave.

The phone rings at Tom's house. "Hey, Tom! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yeah they did."

"Okay, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed."

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