Sunday, April 20, 2008

Is oil really expensive?

Is oil really expensive?


Crude Oil (Brent) 108.50
Coca Cola
Perrier Mineral water
Tropicana Orange Juice
Budweiser Beer
Scope Mouthwash
Starbucks Venti Latte
Ben & Jerry's Chunky Ice Cream
Bertoli Olive Oil
Tabasco Pepper Sauce
Visine Eye Drops
Chanel No.5 Perfume

Friday, April 18, 2008

Attorney at Law

These are sentences from a book named ( Trail Chaos in USA ) , it mentions some real words from attornies inside courts ,, word by word , has been recorded by the court writers and they've to deal with such cases :

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ATTORNEY: Now doctor isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?

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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?

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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!

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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Life is a gift

Life is a gift...
Live it...
Enjoy it...
Celebrate it...
And fulfill it....

Live well! Laugh often! Love much!

Saturday, April 12, 2008

The secret of life

The secret of life is to make the best
of whatever comes along,
Make every day fresh and new,
Go in search of knowledge and experience.

Let your questions and
your answers reconcile.
Do your best to remember
that the best kind of learning curve
is an educated smile.

Share your magic with the people
who share your memories.
Let your feelings run deep.

Be in touch with the people
who live in your heart.

To really know what success means, earn it.
Don't rely on some elevator to get you there.
The higher the floor you want to reach,
the more important it is to take the stairs.

The easiest lessons to remember
are the ones you learn the hard way!

Appreciate the little things
that make each day
unique and special.

Have A Beautiful Day
Keep Smiling!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, April 05, 2008

Best 40

إذا لم تكن تعلم أين تذهب ، فكل الطرق تؤدى إلى هناك

If you don't have an objective in life, any cause could be one
Si tu n'as pas un but dans la vie, tout peut servir comme un but.
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يوجد دائماً من هو أشقى منك ، فابتسم

There is always one who suffers more than you do, so you should be optimistic
Il y a toujours quelqu'un qui souffre plus que toi , donc soit optimiste
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يظل الرجل طفلاً حتى تموت أمه ، فإذا ماتت شاخ فجأة

A man will continue acting like a child until his mother"s death, then he will age in a sudden
L'homme continue agir comme un enfant jusqu'à la mort de sa mère,
à ce moment là, il vieillira d'un seul coup
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عندما تحب عدوك يحس بتفاهته

When you love your enemy is when he feels of his emptiness
C'est quand tu aimes ton enemi, c'est là quand il sent qu'il vaut rien
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إذا طعنت من الخلف فاعلم أنك في المقدمة

If you have been betrayed from behind the scene,
then you should be proud because you are the only one who is in front
Si quelqu'un t'as trahi sans ta connaisance, mais parce qu'il est jalous que tu es en avant.
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الكلام اللين يغلب الحق البين

The soft words are more powerful than the naked truth
Les mots doux sont beaucoup plus puissants de la vérité nue
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كلنا كالقمر .. له جانب مظلم

We are all like the bright moon, we still have our darker side
On est tous comme la lune, nous avons en nous ce c?té sembre
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لا تتحدى إنساناً ليس لديه ما يخسره

Don't challenge someone whao has nothing to loose
Ne lance pas un défi à quelqu'un qui n'a rien à perrdre
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العين التي لا تبكي لا تبصر في الواقع شيئاً

The eye which doesn't know the meaning of tears, it doesn't know anything opf value
L"oeil qui ne connait pas des larmes, elle ne connait rien de valeurs.
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المهزوم إذا ابتسم أفقد المنتصر لذة الفوز

Si le vaincu continu à garder son sourire il force le vainceur de perdre la jouissance du victoire
If the loser keeps his smile the winner will loose the thrill of victory.
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لا خير في يمنى بغير يسار

No benefit of a right without a left.
Aucun profit d'une droite sans la gauche
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الجزع عند المصيبة، مصيبة أخرى

The panic from a catastrophe is anothercatasrtophe
La panic dans un cas catastrophique un une catastrophe
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الابتسامة كلمة معروفه من غير حروف

The smile is a famous word without letters
Le sourire est un mot sans caractères
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اعمل على أن يحبك الناس عندما تغادر منصبك، كما يحبونك عندما تتسلمه

Be cheerful when gettin-out as when you coming-in
Soit acceuillant à ton départ comme à ton arrivé
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لا تطعن في ذوق زوجتك، فقد اختارتك أولا

Don't be critic to yor wife's taste, she is the one who selected you at the first place.
Ne soit pas criticant du go?t de ta femme, rappele-toi qu'elle ta choisie au premier lieu
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لن تستطيع أن تمنع طيور الهم أن تحلق فوق رأسك ولكنك تستطيع أن تمنعها من أن تعشش في راسك

You can't chase worries flying over your head but you can do preventing them from nesting in your head
Tu ne peux pas empêcher les craintes de voler en sessus de votre tête mais tu peux les empêcher de faire un nid dans ta tête
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تصادق مع الذئاب .... على أن يكون فأسك مستعداً

Dive with the shark but bewarre not to be swallowed
Nage avec les requins mais fais attention de ne pas être avaler
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ذوو النفوس الدنيئة يجدون اللذة في التفتيش عن أخطاء العظماء

The demeanour will be thrilled in finding out a mistake of his great rival
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إنك تخطو نحو الشيخوخة يوماً مقابل كل دقيقة من الغضب

Every minute of anger will get you one more year older.
Chaque minute de colère vous rend un an plus vieux
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end and don't

إن بعض القول فن ... فاجعل الإصغاء فناً

Elocution is an art so let listening be a similar art
La diction est une art Il faut donc considerer l'écoute comme une art semblable
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الذي يولد وهو يزحف ، لا يستطيع أن يطير

The impossible can never decome possible
L'impossible est impossible
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اللسان الطويل دلالة على اليد القصيرة

The gift of gab is a proof of jealousy
La langue pendue est une preuve de la jalousie.
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نحن نحب الماضي لأنه ذهب، ولو عاد لكرهناه

We have nostalgia for the past because it is gone. If it comes back we would hate it.
Nous avons la nostalgie pour le passé parce que nous l'avons quitté, mais si il retournera nous allons le détester.
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من علت همته طال همه

The one whose ambition is great so his worries
Celui qui as beaucoup d'ambition il a beaucoup de souci
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من العظماء من يشعر المرء فى حضرته أنه صغير ولكن العظيم بحق هو من يشعر الجميع في حضرته بأنهم عظماء

People feel small in the presence of some of the great personality, , yet the greatest is the one who let all around him feel great as well
Des gens qui sentent tout petit devant une grande personalité, cependant une personne est digne d'être appeler grand est celui qui laisse chaque personne de son entourage sentir important
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من يطارد عصفورين يفقدهما معاً

Celui qui chasse deux oiseaux en même temps il les perd tous les deux
Chase two birds at the same time and you will loose both.
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المرأة هي نصف المجتمع ، وهي التي تلد و تربي النصف الآخر

The woman is half the society and the one who educates the other half
La femme est la moitié de la société et c'est elle qui élève l'autre moitié
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لكل كلمة أذن، ولعل أذنك ليست لكلماتي، فلا تتهمني بالغموض

For every word their is a listener and probably my words don't suit your ears. So please don't accuse me of being ambiguous
Pour chaque mot en trouvera un écouteur et probablement mes mots ne te coviennent pas. Donc s'il te plait ne m'accuse pas d'être un ambigu
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كلما ارتفع الإنسان تكاثفت حوله الغيوم والمحن

As more higher up one rises to as more clouds and problems will surround him.
Plus que la personne s'élevera plus que ses problèmes s'accroîtera
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لا تجادل الأحمق ، فقد يخطئ الناس في التفريق بينكما

Don't argue with an ignorant for it will be hard for people to differentiate between you
Ne pas discuter avec un ignorant, le monde seront mélés entre vous
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الفشل في التخطيط يقود إلى التخطيط للفشل

The failure in planning will lead in planning to failure
L'échec en planification mènera en planification vers l'échec
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قد يجد الجبان 36 حلاً لمشكلته ولكن لا يعجبه سوى حل واحد منها وهو .. الفرار

The coward will find 36 solutions to his problem but the one will like most is fleeing
Le lâche trouvera 36 solutions pour son problème mais le plus qu'il préférera c'est de fuire
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شق طريقك بابتسامتك خير لك من أن تشقها بسيفك

Better set your path with a smile than with a sword
Mieux creuser ton chemin avec un souris que le creuser avec une épée
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من أطاع الواشي ضيَع الصديق

If you listen to the telltale you will lose the friend
Si tu écoutes le rapporteur tu perds l'ami
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أن تكون فرداً في جماعة الأسود خير لك من أن تكون قائداً للنعام

Better being a cub in the family of Lions than being a king of the ostriches
Mieux d'être un lionceau dans une famille des lions qu'un roi des autruches.

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Friday, April 04, 2008

Enthusiastic Salesman

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door.

Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the
living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.

" Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new
powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this s...!" exclaimed the
eager salesman.

"Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that?" asked the lady.

The bewildered salesman asked, " Why, madam?"

"There's no electricity in the house..." said the lady

MORAL: Gather All resources before working on any project...!!


1991 AUGUST 6 th : www was created by Tim Bernsley.

DEC 12th : first server started in america..

1993 APRIL23 : Browser mosaic released in market to work on windows operating systems

APRIL30 ; web was made available to all.

MAY ; first magazine on net The Tech was created by Massachussets institute of technology.

JUNE HTML -Hyper Text Markup Language was released

NOV : Web cam was created

1994 FEB ; YAHOO was created by two stanford university students David Filoo and Jerry Yang. first it was called 'Jerrys guide to world wide web'.YAHOO means Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle

OCT13 ; Americal official website was started by president Bill Clinton

OCT25 ; commercial advertisements started on internet.

1995 FEB ; first radio station on internet started its 'radioHK'

JULY 1 ; ws started for the sale of books online

JULY 4 ; hotmail - email service started

AUG24 ; internet explorer was launched as a part of windows 95 operating system.

DEC 15 ; multilingual search engine alta vista started

1996 AUG ; this month world wide websites reached 3,42,081

1997 DEC 17 ; web commentator JornBorger created weblog which became Blog later on

1998 SEP ; the Google company was started in a garage in california.

FEB7 ; eight prominent websites including yahoo and cnn were closed due to hacking

2001 FEB 15 ; jimmywales released online enscyclopedia -- wikipedia..

2003 APR 28 ; apple company'itunes' started

2004 JUN ; web creator Timbernsley was given britain white hood

NOV 9 ; due to oensourcing revolution morzilla firefox was released

2006 AUG ; the total number of websites on net is 9,26,15,362,,,,,

can u guess wats this number..................

in next three years there would be this much new websites r going to start.......

Importance of having Breakfast

Breakfast can help prevent strokes, heart attack and sudden death. Advice on not to skip breakfast!
Healthy Lving
For those who always skip breakfast, you should stop that habit now! You've heard many times that "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day." Now, recent research confirms that one of the worst practices you can develop may be avoiding breakfast.
Because the frequency of heart attack, sudden death, and stroke peaks between 6: 00a.m. and noon, with the highest incidence being between 8: 00a.m. and 10:00a.m.What mechanism within the body could account for this significant jump in sudden death in the early morning hours?
We may have an Answer
Platelet, tiny elements in the blood that keep us from bleeding to Death if we get a cut, can clump together inside our arteries due to cholesterol or laque buildup in the artery lining. It is in the morning hours that platelets become the most activated and tend to form these internal blood clots at the greatest frequency.
However, eating even a very light breakfast prevents the morning platelet activation that is associated with heart attacks and strokes. Studies performed at Memorial University in St. Johns, Newfoundland found that eating a light, very low-fat breakfast was critical in modifying the morning platelet activation. Subjects in the study consumed either low-fat or fat-free yogurt, orange juice, fruit, and a source of protein coming from yogurt or fat-free milk. So if you skip breakfast, it's important that you change this practice immediately in light of this research. Develop a simple plan to eat cereal, such as oatmeal or Bran Flakes, along with six ounces of grape juice or orange juice, and perhaps a piece of fruit. This simple plan will keep your platelets from sticking together, keep blood clots from forming, and perhaps head off a potential Heart Attack or stroke. So never ever skip breakfast.

The Importance of Yawm ul Jumuah (Friday)

v Friday is the best day of the week.
v Imam Muslim, Abu Dawud, Al-Nisai, and Al-Tirmidhi, that Rasoolillah (SAW) had said, "The best day during which the sun have risen is Friday. It is the Day Adam was created. It is the day when Adam entered paradise and also when he was taken out from it. It is also the day on which the day of judgment takes place."
v Final Day on the earth, will only fall on the day of Jumuah (Muslim)

Allah answers prayers
As reported by Imam Bukhari,
"There's an hour, on the day of al-jumuah, during which Allah answers the prayers and supplications. Most scholars agree that this hour is the last hour of the day, after the Salatul Asr,
Ask of Allah in the last hour after the Asr prayer." (Naas'i

Actions to be performed on Jumuah
Leave off Business When Call (Adhan ) is said
v Men are obligated to participate in Friday Prayer. Allah (SWT) said in Surah Al-Jumauah, (verse 9), what can be translated as,
"O' you who believe! When the call is proclaimed to Prayer on Friday hasten earnestly to the remembrance of Allah, and leave off business. That is best for you if you but knew. "
Bath and Wear Best Cloth
v Prophet Muhammad (SAW) said, "Every Muslim is obligated to wash on Fridays and wear his best cloth. Also, he should use perfume if he has any."

Warning of Prophet Muhammed pbuh
Leaving Three Jumuahs
v Prophet (SAW) said, "Who ever does not attend three Friday prayers, (without a valid excuse) Allah will set a seal on his heart"
v Rasoolillah (SAW) said about people who do not attend Friday Prayer, "I wanted to ask a man to lead people in the prayer so that I may go and burn houses of men who did not attend the Friday Prayer with us"
Speak not during Khutbah
v Prophet Muhammad (SAW) said, "If you told your friend to pay attention on Friday while the Imam is delivering the speech then you committed a sin of vain talk."

Difference between Jews and Christians
Prophet Muhammed (s.a.w.) said:
Those before us were misled from al-Jumuah. The Jews had Saturday and the Christians had Sunday.Then Allah guided us to al-Jumuah, preceding Saturday and Sunday, as will be the case with the Muslims on the Final Day, when they will precede the Jews and Christians.
We are the last of the People in the world and the first to be dealt with on the day of Judgement." (Muslim)

Please include me in your prayers
Yours Brother in Islam
Aapkaa Aajnabiiiiii

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