Lawyers!

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two
men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver
to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are
you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to
eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the
lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over
there, under that tree."

"Bring them along" the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man
he stated, "You come with us also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a
wife and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer, answered. They all entered the
car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine
was..

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,
"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place.. The
grass is almost a foot high."