Good Morning

Everything in this world can be seen as you wish to.
Good or Bad; Simple or Complicated; Easy or Difficult.

It's not how things are; it's about how you look up to them.
and how you look up to them is all up to you.

Three dolls in a man's life

The three Dolls in a man's life are:

1........His Daughter, 'Baby doll'

2........His Girlfriend, 'Barbie doll'

3........His Wife, ???'Panadol '.

How poor are we?

One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live.

They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.

On their return from their trip, the father asked his son,

"How was the trip?"

"It was great, Dad."

"Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked.

"Oh yeah," said the son.

"So, tell me, what you learned from the trip?" asked the father.

The son answered:
"I saw that we have one dog and they had four.

We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end.

We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night...

Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon.

We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight.

We have servants who serve us, but they serve others.

We buy our food, but they grow theirs.

We have walls around our property to protect us; they have friends to protect them."

The boy's father was speechless.

Then his son added,

"Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are."

Italian School of Business...

Luigi to his son: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.

Son: I will choose my own bride!!!

Luigi: But the girl is Bill Gates daughter..

Son: Well, in that case... ok

Next Luigi approaches Bill Gates.

Luigi: I have a husband for your daughter...

Bill Gates: But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!

Luigi: But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank

Bill Gates: Ah, in that case...ok

Finally Luigi goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Luigi: I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.

President: But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!

Luigi: But this young man is Bill Gates son-in-law.

President: Ah, in that case...ok

And that, my friends, is how Italians do business.