Italian School of Business...

Luigi to his son: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.

Son: I will choose my own bride!!!

Luigi: But the girl is Bill Gates daughter..

Son: Well, in that case... ok

Next Luigi approaches Bill Gates.

Luigi: I have a husband for your daughter...

Bill Gates: But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!

Luigi: But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank

Bill Gates: Ah, in that case...ok

Finally Luigi goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Luigi: I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.

President: But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!

Luigi: But this young man is Bill Gates son-in-law.

President: Ah, in that case...ok

And that, my friends, is how Italians do business.