Luigi to his son: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: I will choose my own bride!!!
Luigi: But the girl is Bill Gates daughter..
Son: Well, in that case... ok
Next Luigi approaches Bill Gates.
Luigi: I have a husband for your daughter...
Bill Gates: But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!
Luigi: But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank
Bill Gates: Ah, in that case...ok
Finally Luigi goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Luigi: I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.
President: But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!
Luigi: But this young man is Bill Gates son-in-law.
President: Ah, in that case...ok
And that, my friends, is how Italians do business.
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