Wise Wife

A man called home to his wife and said: "Honey I have been asked to
go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends.
We'll be gone for a week. This is good opportunity for
me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack
enough clothes
for a week and set out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from
the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh!
Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she
did exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise
looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught
many fish? He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some bluegill and a few
swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I
asked you to do?

You'll love the answer........


















The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box..."

WHEN YOUR HUT IS ON FIRE

The only survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on a small, uninhabited island. He prayed feverishly for God to rescue him. Everyday he scanned the horizon for help, but none seemed forthcoming. Exhausted, he eventually managed to build a little hut out of driftwood to protect him from the elements, and to store his few possessions.

One day, after scavenging for food, he arrived home to find his little hut in flames, with smoke rolling up to the sky. He felt the worst had happened, and everything was lost. He was stunned with disbelief, grief, and anger. He cried out, "God! How could you do this to me?"

Early the next day, he was awakened by the sound of a ship approaching the
island! It had come to rescue him! "How did you know I was here?," asked the weary man of his rescuers. "We saw your smoke signal," they replied.

The Moral of This Story:
It's easy to get discouraged when things are going bad, but we shouldn't lose heart, because God is at work in our lives.... even in the midst of our pain and suffering. Remember that the next time your little hut seems to be burning to the ground. It just may be a smoke signal that summons the Grace of God.

P. S. You may want to consider passing this on, because you never know who feels as if their hut is on fire today.

Soul Stuff

In our lifetime we meet many persons from different walks of life. Some we like, some we become fond of, with some we feel comfortable, with some we feel affectionate, some we want them to stay around with us, with some we strike meaningful conversation, with some we feel the warmth & sincerity, some become life long friends after having met the first time, some become loyal and trust worthy BUT there are some we don't seem to like even during our first meeting. There are some without assigning any genuine reason we would like to keep away from. Some we meet quite frankly at the first meeting we seem to develop a dislike, and there are some we don't want to know them.
The Question is: Why does this happen? This is due to interaction between different souls. I came across this in a newsgroup and found it be profound, it sheds some light on why we react to some people and why we sometimes feel that we have known that person even though we have never met them.
With each person who passes through your life, you have a soul agreement. What this means is that, long ago in the realm of the soul, you promised to have some special encounter, share some life-shaping experience, complete some soul-honing work with that particular soul in this life. Soul agreements are commitments to the evolution of our individual souls in conjunction with one another, as one by one we make the journey to that state of seamless awareness that the mystics call Enlightenment.
It is because of these agreements on a soul level that at times you may feel a mysterious strange connection with some other person, why difficult people may at times inexplicably inhabit your life, why you may find yourself on a journey with a particular person - as if you had an unwritten contract to fulfill - and then discover that, as if by amputation, your association is suddenly over.
As the community of souls who have gathered together in life on Earth, we have agreed not only to remember for each other the pure state that was our origin, but also to act out whatever portion of the needlessly changing tableau of human experience.
We have been called upon to play to ensure our own soul's growth, and that of the souls to whom we have made these deep promises. Some of us are here to be beautiful and strong, others to be cranky and difficult, some teach us through the searing heartbreak, others to instruct us through wisdom, but no matter what role we are playing, we are all enacting a part in that one great spiritual destiny, which is to remember our eternal essence and move toward ultimate union.
So it is that every person you meet, each soul who crosses your path and affects you - wonderfully and terribly, briefly, or for a lifetime - is here for that reason, and every relationship you engage in, is but a small scene in the vast, ever-unfolding human panoply that is being endlessly enacted for the purpose of your soul's development.
When you recognize this, you will suddenly, breathtakingly see that each person has been brought to you with a high and elegant purpose, that each soul has come to touch your soul and teach it, and that each relationship exists to hasten your own soul's beautiful awakening.
No longer is anyone a stranger, no longer can any of your relationships be seen as failures or mistakes. In the light of the Spirit, we see that we are all playing out roles that are the fulfillment of an exquisite and all-encompassing plan.
To recognize this is to step out of conflict, and into Grace. For when we realize that life has been so beautifully designed, we will bask in the light of the Spirit and we will live in absolute Peace.

Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Goingtothepub 7.5 , and Softball 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 .. Please help!

Thanks,
Troubled User.....

____________ _________ _________ _______
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/ Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .

However, be very careful how you use these programs . Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,

Technical Support

before and after marriage

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

Now after the marriage you can read it from bellow to up !!!!

Light, Love and Laughter

A friend is light, bright enough to conquer the darkness of a broken heart, bringing sunshine to the soul, making the whole world seem bright and hopeful. A friend is love, a special blessing from above, bringing warmth to a heart grown cold, making life a grand and exciting adventure. A friend is laughter, a gift of joy, leaving behind a smile and erasing all traces of woe, making everything seem shiny and new.

More people means more ongoing creation of wealth !

More people means more ongoing creation of wealth, in other words.

SREA announced its plan to develop a $75 Million project duplicates a
successful plan in 2006 than returned over $100 million in profits.
Investors are getting in fast. Read the news and get all over SREA
Tuesday!

The vaccine is made by inserting amyloid-producing genes into a
non-harmful virus.
Those biomarkers, in fact, don't exist.

look at tissue engineering and the heart: "Some day, heart attack
survivors might have a patch of laboratory-grown muscle placed in their
heart, to replace areas that died during their attack. 'I don't see it
making any contributions at all to society beyond satisfying the wish of
some individuals to live a long life.
When large, fast-growing cancers invade the liver, some patients are
unable to undergo surgery, because removing the cancerous tissue would
leave too little liver to support the body.

By using chemical and physical nudges, the scientists first coaxed stem
cells extracted from bone marrow to grow into heart valve cells. phpIf
this is a good example of the trend for the years ahead, we should all
be very pleased.

This gives them more flexibility. " The rate at which scientists can
build such a database is presently far in advance of the rate at which
they can extract meaning from it, but that's no reason not to get
started.

You can design it so you encourage it in a particular direction, to get
different tissue repair. Growing a suitably-sized piece of tissue from a
patient's own stem cells would take around a month but he said that most
people would not need such individualised treatment. Urine samples
collected from each dog during these check-ups provided a metabolic
record that UK scientists have used to study the biological process of
aging and metabolism.

On the other side, it sells things like human growth hormone, which is
harmful.

On the other side, it sells things like human growth hormone, which is
harmful. The dogs on the restricted diet lived about two years longer
than those on the control diet.

Encourage the people you know to pitch in and make a difference to the
future of health and longevity!

The focus here, and the subtitle of the event, is "repairing the damage"
of aging.

He could have made millions more by playing more seasons. The second way
is neuron simulation of some sort.
The biomarkers work we are doing will help provide information about
what's real and what's not.
A repairman doesn't need to understand music to fix your broken CD
player.

There is a fair amount of optimism that with careful planning and a
coordinated effort, the dream of clinical xenotransplantation can be
achieved. We are currently investigating the soluble factors that
regulate the ability of cells and tissues to renew and regenerate. The
money will be administered by a new entity set up within the state
health department.

Web design by Reason.
phpIt has always been strange to me that some folk are willing to take
the position that more healthy life is somehow a bad thing from an
economic perspective.

As such, this pervasive entity has a major influence on aging and
longevity. Those biomarkers, in fact, don't exist.

Proteins called transcription factors, which affect DNA in the cell's
nucleus, were highly involved in the development of embryos' livers but
not in adult liver regeneration.

The researchers noticed that only a few proteins were common to both
processes. Other hormones, including those from the thyroid and
reproductive system have also been studied in terms of life span
regulation. If athletes can find ways to take risks with stem cell
therapies then stem cell therapies will advance more rapidly.

Patients who received the combination of PVE and stem cell injection had
double the liver growth rate and gain in liver volume, compared with
those who underwent PVE alone. This preliminary study encourages
speculation that mild regimens of CR can produce health and longevity
benefits without the 'costs' of impaired reproductive potential.

The most important present groundwork for that future science is the
raising of funds, building a research community, and gathering public
support for healthy life extension. : "researchers have used adult bone
marrow stem cells to regenerate healthy human liver tissue .

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Especially Poem

Around the corner I have a friend,

In this great city that has no end,

Yet the days go by and weeks rush on,

And before I know it, a year is gone.

And I never see my old friends face,

For life is a swift and terrible race,

He knows I like him just as well,

As in the days when I rang his bell.

And he rang mine but we were younger then,

And now we are busy, tired men.

Tired of playing a foolish game,

Tired of trying to make a name.

"Tomorrow" I say! "I will call on Jim

Just to show that I'm thinking of him."

But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes,

And distance between us grows and grows.

Around the corner, yet miles away,

"Here's a telegram sir," "Jim died today."

And that's what we get and deserve in the end.

Around the corner, a vanished friend.

Remember to always say what you mean.

If you love someone, tell them.

Don't be afraid to express yourself.

Reach out and tell someone what they mean to you.

Because when you decide that it is the right time it might

be too late.

Seize the day. Never have regrets.

And most importantly, stay close to your friends and family,

for they have helped make you the person that you are today.

Send this on in 3 hours after reading the letter to 10 other Friend.

If you do this, you will receive unbelievably good luck.

*NOTE*
the more people that you send this to, the better luck you will have.