Lolos Mail: January 2011

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

How clever you are?

Try to answer this questions fast.

First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person.
What position are you in?

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

There was once a disciple of a great teacher. Day after day the disciple would sit at the feet of his teacher listening to his instruction. Many people would come to visit and inevitably the teacher would engage them by telling a story.

One day the disciple asked; " why do you engage people by means of stories? Why don't you just give them your teaching straight out?"

The guru answered: "Bring me some water."

Because I care

Dear friends,

Because I care about you I want you to spare 2 minutes and read the following. If you like it do it if you don't press delete and forget you ever got this e-mail.

Answer the phone by LEFT ear

Do not drink coffee TWICE a day

Do not take pills with COOL water

Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm

Reduce the amount of TEA you consume

Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume

Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night

Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS

Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time

Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6amin the morning

Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping

When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not answer the phone as

the radiation is 1000 times

Forward this to those whom you CARE about

Wednesday, January 05, 2011

The difference between COMPLETE & FINISH

People say there is no difference between

COMPLETE & FINISH...
But there is!
When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE.....
And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED.....
And when the "right one" catches you with the "wrong one",
you are .....
COMPLETELY FINISHED