I'm drunk driver

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.

''I can't do that, officer.''

''Why not?''

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Snow Removers on Airport

Cricket Domodedovo Airport with the snow and ice
Recent developments at the airports as well show us the surprises in weather can affect their work. Nevertheless, while the passenger is indignant and languish in expectation of delays due to weather conditions, flights in the waiting room, a large number of workers and equipment abandoned airfield that would reduce it (the passenger) to minimize the suffering and quickly hit the road. I suggest to see what is happening at the airport while you call the administrator, require an immediate explanation, trying to catch a taxi to Los Angeles or simply resigned to the situation lies in a chair or on a free piece of floor in anticipation of departure.

How clever you are?

Try to answer this questions fast.

First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person.
What position are you in?

Toowoomba Flood 2011.01.10

Australia Toowoomba Flood 10 Jan. 2011

Funny fisher kid

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Why We Tell Stories ?

There was once a disciple of a great teacher. Day after day the disciple would sit at the feet of his teacher listening to his instruction. Many people would come to visit and inevitably the teacher would engage them by telling a story.

One day the disciple asked; " why do you engage people by means of stories? Why don't you just give them your teaching straight out?"

The guru answered: "Bring me some water."