Good Morning‏

Birth was not our choice

Death will not be our choice

But the way we live our life is our choice.

Absolutely our choice.

Live fullest for today.

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Strive to learn something

new today.

Good Morning

Have a nice day..

To All married & unmarried friends

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you
say.
After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
banking.
It's called marriage.
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Girlfriends r like chocolates, taste good anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there's no choice.
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he
would go through hell for her.
They got married and now he is going throw hell.
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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other
ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offense!

Elbar7ah Kazim

في عندك ناس بيعيشوا بلا هم

ووين ما تروح يحيطك بلاهم

في عندك ناس ما تسوا بلاهم

وفي عندك ناس ياريتك بلاهم

أصنام .. أحجاره متحركة وتلبس ثياب

يا يا ياااا حبيبي حبيبي



البارحة بالحلم

محبوبي باحضاني

بوسني من وجنتى وطفالي نيراني

قلت له حبيبي أقترب عوضني حرماني

لك شلون تقبل امروتك

هل تقبل امروتك تتركني وحداني؟

أمووت حسره وقهر

لو لحظة تنساني

وك أرضي اعيش بسجن

لو أنت سجاني

لك وصحيت من نومتي

وانت بحضن تاني حبيبي :(

حبيبي صحيت من نومتي

وأنت بحضن تاني تاني



يا عم هذا الحلو للموت مشاني

هو اللي حرق مهجتي

وهو اللي داواني

لك الشفة فستق حلب

والدلع لبناني

لبناني



ماريد يطلع صبح نورك عليّ كافي

مادام عدنا الحلو خلو الضوه طافي طافي

لكن وصحيت من نومتي وانت بحضن تاني حبيبي

آه

لك ألف آه وآه



إلك عين وتسأليني يا دنيا

تسأليني يا دنيا

إيش ها المغنى الحزين؟

إيش ها الكآبه

إلي إخوان وقت اللي يصير أخوان

عسل منشان زادي

جانا ضيوف ويغنولي يالحبيب

يا آبي يا آبي يا آبي

يا آبي يا آبي يا آبي



ويوم اللي زماني

كسر ظهري

أعز الناس فيهم قفل بابه

يا آبي يا آبي يا آبي

يا آبي يا آبي يا آبي

Information Benazir bhutto No's 9 Amazing

Benazir Bhutto:- Born in 1953. 1+9+5+3 = 18 = 1+8 = 9

First suicidal attack on her on 18 Oct. 1+8 = 9

Second Suicidal attack in which she died.
27 Dec. 2+7 = 9 She died in the year 2007 2+0+0+7 = 9 And the Total Period from 1953 to 2007 is 54 years. 5+4 = 9
She got married on 18 Dec. 1+8 = 9

& She went Out of pakistan for 9 years in 1998 1+9+9+8 = 27 = 2+7 = 9
& Came back in 2007 2+0+0+7 = 9

His Brother Shahnawaz bhutto has been murdered in 1980 1+9+8+0 =18 =1+8 =9 & if you write Benazir Bhutto in urdu language (urdu text) it contains 9 alphabets! what do u think! isn't it Amazing?

Super Baby World Record !!!

HAVE A LOOK!!!!

Age: 11 Months
Weight: 52.5kg
Per Day Diet: 1 kg Rice and 5 litres Milk, 2kg Beef
Birth Place: India-Rajasthan

ALL DIET FAQ's answered...

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a lamb eat? Leaves and corn. And what are these? Vegetables.
So a kabab is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system.

Need grain?
Eat chicken.


Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain.
Its only the misconception, that narrow minded people have. So, Bottoms up!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?


Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO ...... Cocoa beans ... another vegetable ! It's the best feel-good food around!


Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.


Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!


Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had About food and diets..........

Lessons in Logic

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.


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A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........