YOU KNOW YOU'RE ARAB WHEN...................................
*you refer to your dad's friends as Amoo
*you have an endless supply of pistachios, dates, and
pumpkin seeds(bizzer)
*you curse at your teachers or strangers in Arabic
*after a family meal, the women fight to the death over Who should wash dishes, while the men sit on there asses and Discuss politics waiting for there tea (shi)
*your parents want you to become a doctor, engineer or a lawyer
*you use your forehead and eyebrows to point something out
*your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner, even if you're in
the next room
*you arrive one or two hours late to a party and think it's normal
*you are standing next to the largest suitcase at the
airport
*you talk for an hour at the front door when leaving
someone's house
*you say bye 17 times on the phone
*your parents don't realise phone connections to foreign countries have Improved in the last 2 decades and still scream at the top of their lungs when making long distance calls
*your mother does everything for you if you are male, you do all the housework and cooking if you're female
*your relatives alone could populate a small city
*you still come back home to live with your parents after you graduate
*you always say "open the light" instead of "turn the light on"
*your parents drink 6 cups of tea a day
*you've had a shoe thrown at you by your mother YOU'RE PROUD
*you use your forehead and eyebrows to point something out
*your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner, even if you're in
the next room
*you arrive one or two hours late to a party and think it's normal
*you are standing next to the largest suitcase at the
airport
*you talk for an hour at the front door when leaving
someone's house
*you say bye 17 times on the phone
*your parents don't realise phone connections to foreign countries have Improved in the last 2 decades and still scream at the top of their lungs when making long distance calls
*your mother does everything for you if you are male, you do all the housework and cooking if you're female
*your relatives alone could populate a small city
*you still come back home to live with your parents after you graduate
*you always say "open the light" instead of "turn the light on"
*your parents drink 6 cups of tea a day
*you've had a shoe thrown at you by your mother YOU'RE PROUD
TO BE AN ARAB - AND YOU PASS THESE JOKES
ON TO ALLYOUR ARAB FRIENDS
:-)
ON TO ALLYOUR ARAB FRIENDS
:-)
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